Hydro Gel or Implants for a Kung Fu Ass?

[sandy]

ok....just my way of communicating folks.....if ya' can't poke fun at yourself what good is breathing....so for those of you who think my post has something to do with fighting or that I'm Japanese allow me to clear things up....I apply the term "Kung Fu" to anything that I want to exagerate the size of....like large Emeralds or Diamonds on a lady in a Harry Winston or Cariter AD!.....I'm a masculine German/American model type guy who has been blessed with pretty good genes.....have always been considered very handsome by anyone's standards....still have a very nicely developed muscular body....huge calfs that every guy wants to smack me in the head for because I don't even have to excercise them and they still look the same as when I was 18....I used to have a killer behind....my high school girlfriend called me "buns", ok?, get the picture?....for some reason after I turned 40, I have had the worst time trying to hold onto those buns (or buttocks, as it were)....the new GF is a big "ass WOman" and has been giving me the hardest time about my lack of one for the past 3 years....I am NOT an advoacte of fillers of any kind and would have surgery to correct someting before I would ever inject someting into my body; including my face......however, I have heard that implants for the buttocks are not so safe and that they can in fact break or leak once implanted.....mostly because of the fact that they get alot of abuse from people who sit around all day on their asses and don't do a whole lot (like me).....or "car asses" like me who would rather drive the store on the corner than walk to it......SO....is it Hydrogel or Implants folks?.....I'm opting for the Hydrogel as I am afraid to suffer the future consequences of a problem with implants......my questions about Hydrogel are:

1.)Does the process last?

2.)How many procedures does it require to "get it right"?

3.)How painful is the procedure

4.)How natural looking is the procedure?

5.)Will my ASS look like a mans (or a womans) after the procedure?

6.)What kind of professional should I choose to do this procedure?

7.)Should I stay in NYC (where I live) to have the procedure done or fly to Switzerland and rent a chateau next to Elizabeth Taylor's in Gstaad!?

8.)How long after the procedure before I can sit for long periods of time on my ASS and do nothing?

9.)How long can I sit for one period of time on a plane or in a car before I am rushed to the hiney store for more?

10.)Will my GF be able to continue to slap the goods around down the road without causing my ass to look like I was rear ended with a shopping cart (like it looks now)?

11.)Any other answers to question about Hydrogel that I might have left out here?

[kiss]

Darlin', I'd love to advise you but unfortunately this is my very first time hearing bout this Hydro Gel. Could this possibly be another name for PMME? If that be the case then I can most certainly offer you what little information I know. But before I waste my time and yours, please clarify, My Man.

[love]

Also, I suggest you read through old posts to further understand your options. You will be surprised how many of your questions have been asked and answered. You may also want to do a google search for more info as not many people have reported use of hydrogel on this board.

[dilbertreader]

Isn't hydro gel used in implants? It's just a type of implant, right?

[illuseesion]

Umm you need to go with implants.

[mollyL]

Dude, if you're over forty aren't you kind of flogging a dead horse? It's time to stop obsessing over the bod and get interested in your self! I understand you're beautiful and all but you've got perhaps a dozen years and then all those implants will only look funny surrounded by naturally saggy skin. If you want to preserve something, how about the world? There's so much to do and so much fun to have that doesn't have anything to do with your aging butt.